Sorry about the long length of time since my last post - I'm still out there browsing the online dating world. I just haven't gotten enough spectacularly bad messages. Oh, don't get me wrong - I've had plenty normal terrible messages. But no truly bad ones. I think my profile finally scares them off. I'm not sure if that's a win for me or not. But never fear! I am still on the daily lookout for these!
Um....what? How is this in any way going to make ANY girl respond to you? It also makes it pretty obvious that it doesn't take you long - that's not going to go in your favor, buddy.
"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? ;) ;)"
I'm sorry, but that doesn't work in real life. It's even less effective online. Also, as a hint - girls don't like guys who have other girls in their picture. It makes them seem desperate to prove that girls like being around you. We know that it's your sister. Or your ex that you aren't over yet. Or a hooker. Probably the hooker.
"How are you cutie:)Since you have nice skin I assume you have zero tattoos? If not tell me lol:)What do you appreciate about this world being as it is?And what would you change or Ban if you had Genie like power?You have such KIND EYES I can just loose myself into gazing into them:)God I hope you are smart and funny and wisdom laden kinda girl:-)I am a Brave Brave Guy but now I am thinking I should not have that Shock Comedy style Ancient quote of a Serious Philosopher? But I am Brave and I want a girl who is not easily offended so I will risk it its worth it! Do not want to alienate you but to adore I need to gain insight into a gals inner mind!!!Do you really value Intelligence and Wisdom in a guy with a touch OF SO NAUGHTY?OK I bet you & Challenge YOU! Something you never hear although its like a thousand years old by a philosopher:)Give me your comments if you can - you probably can't - lolHope you have humor if not thats ok too:)FAMOUS JEWISH Philosopher SAID this :(OFFICIAL REFERENCED QUOTE)Isaac ben Yediah, 13th CenturyWhen a woman makes love to an uncircumcised man, she feels pleasure and reaches orgasm first. When an uncircumcised man sleeps with her and then resolves to return to his home, she brazenly grasps him, holding onto his genitals and says to him, "Come back, make love to me". This is because of the pleasure that she finds in intercourse with him, from the sinews of his testicles -- sinew of iron and from his ejaculation -- that of a horse -- which he shoots like an arrow into her womb.With the circumcised man it is different. He will find himself performing his task quickly, emitting his seed as soon as he inserts the crown. … As soon as he begins intercourse, he immediately comes to a climax. The woman has no pleasure from him. She leaves the marriage bed frustrated. She does not have an orgasm once a year, except on rare occasions.[This is good for her husband: freed from lascivious desires] he will not empty his brain because of his wife [and] his heart will be strong to seek out God."
WTF. That's all I got out of this. I have no other words.
And that's all I've gotten lately - although I think that last one makes up for my silence. (Seriously, WTF?)